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Boob Job Is a Job Baby Tee | Dirty Slutty Crop Top for Her, Funny NSFW Y2K Shirt, Bimbo Slutcore Tee, Kinky Tits Out T-Shirt, Gift for her
Boob Job Is a Job Baby Tee | Dirty Slutty Crop Top for Her, Funny NSFW Y2K Shirt, Bimbo Slutcore Tee, Kinky Tits Out T-Shirt, Gift for her
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💋 Got tits? Then you're qualified. The “Boob Job Is a Job” Baby Tee is for the babes who show up to work stacked and slutty. Whether your curves are handmade, hard-earned, or heaven-sent, this shirt is your badge of honor.
It’s time to celebrate those glorious melons and the power they hold—because bouncing through life with big bimbo energy IS a profession. 💼💦
This sexy Y2K-style organic cotton crop top hugs your body like a second skin and lets everyone know that you’ve got more than cleavage—you’ve got credentials.
👕 Product Features
🍑 100% organic cotton – so soft it feels like a caress
👙 Slim fit – perfect for showing off the goods
💖 Medium fabric (5.9 oz) – not too thick, not too thin, just right for jiggling
🔖 Tear-away label – because the only tags you want are the ones that say "MILF"
🩷 Cropped baby tee cut – vintage vibe with slut energy
🔥 Why You'll Love It
🍒 Built for bimbos, sluts, and sugar babies
🍼 Matches your silicone, saline, or all-natural girls
📸 Hot enough for Insta thirst traps or OnlyFans content
🎀 Feeds your bratty, slutty, or confident kink persona
💋 Makes a statement: “These titties didn’t come free”
👠 Who’s It For?
🧁 The hotwife with a boob fund
🩷 The brat who likes them big, bouncy, and paid for
🖤 The cam girl who knows what her assets are worth
💄 The sub who calls her tits “tools of the trade”
🧷 Any femme who gets tipped just for breathing in a low-cut top
👙 Style It With:
🧨 Micro minis and sky-high heels
🖤 Lace thongs and zero shame
👛 Lip gloss, body shimmer, and fuck-me confidence
🎧 Headphones and no bra for walking the street like a queen
🧼 Care Tips:
🫧 Machine wash cold like a good slut
🔥 Air dry or tumble low—don't fry your uniform
📛 Don’t iron the text unless you wanna lose your “job”
💬 Boob Job, Real Job, Best Job
This tee is your tongue-in-cheek résumé for the only job that pays in attention, compliments, tips, and custom DMs. You earned those curves, you flaunt those curves, and now you're getting paid (or at least adored) for them.
Wearing this shirt says you understand the economy of cleavage and you know how to invest wisely—push-up bras, plunging necklines, or plastic perfection. All forms are welcome. All forms are respected.
So whether you're looking to flirt, fuck, or fund your next enhancement, the “Boob Job Is a Job” tee is your uniform of choice. It’s slutty, bold, and confident AF—just like you. 😈









